when it’s september so you’re skippin this town to get yoself back to Hogwarts where everything is magicool and totally awesome
happy september first to all the hotties nerds and tools (but mostly the nerds)
happy september first to all the hotties nerds and tools (but mostly the nerds)
pancakes are made of eggs omfg
Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken
Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.
I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.
It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.
Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.
Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
this is pissing me off
this shit made me mad
Whoa
This man, can we just look at this for a minute…? The angles are cool and all but this guy??? How fucking strong are his calves and his fucking core for that matter???? How did he do this??? What the fuck????
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.
This is like a cards against humanity
Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other
Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life
World heritage post
These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.
The teamwork is fucking outstanding.
Added that weird Spongebob soundtrack music to this scene and I just..it’s beautiful
I really want to know what this track is named! It’s the perfect music for a comedic situation of panic/hysteria.
“Grass Skirt Chase” is the name my dude :) you can find it here
i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team
you think you’re a Sharpay, and you’d settle for Gabriella but ur not even a Taylor or a Kelsi. you’re the uncredited extra in the background of Stick To The Status Quo, whose name I can’t remember
everything is the same except sans and papyrus switched eyes
Papyrus seen some shit
@sweet-childhood-dreams and I apparently had the same idea 😂