Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
What is Wonderlarnia? It's my fantasy land where i escape from the stupidness of reality.
Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Cause if we can’t protect the earth you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
houston i have so many problems
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
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when you think your cramps are finished but then
Drivers these days.
i have had it. OFFICIALLY
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
"let it go! let it g-"
"can’t hold it back anym-"
"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."
-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said
i think my brain melted from all this stupidity
some people are just so stupid they’re dangerous
Yeah don’t compare Ward and Natasha thanks
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
that gif above me. is my home team.